OK people. Not a big fan of government. Actually it's not government that Ephman has a problem with it's the people running the thing that suck. What's up with those politicians?

Doesn't matter if you're from crazy North Korea, or calm Canada... Ephman has ten things that will fix your government. Guaranteed to work, AND with a no money back promise. It's really easy to actually fix the world. All you need to do is make your government work like a good person works.

1. Stop Stealing!
Just by the nature of being a politician, you're corrupt. Think about it for a second. In the United States these crooks get paid by industry in way of “political donations”. And in return these scumbags vote for whatever their benefactors what them too. Jeez in 2006 the complete Marbella city council in Spain had to be dissolved. Those thieves disguised as the good people you voted for stole €512 million. Is that insane or what???? A complete city council GONE, for stealing money. Juan Antonio Roca who was the head of their urban planning department had a Miro hanging on his wall at home. At least somebody in the Spanish government is putting forth the idea of mandatory prison sentences for corrupt politicians. See if you went out robbing and stealing for a living, you'd be jail. So why have a government that does it for a living?

2. Buy What You Can Afford
A few weeks ago the Canadian government said they will be almost eliminated by 2014/15. Not bad. Considering some other western nations who'd names won't be mentioned here to not embarrass them (GREECE, ITALY, PORTUGAL, SPAIN!!!) are destroying the rest of the European Union. These retarded governments are like spoiled children who just spend spend spend. And have you been to any of these countries recently? Their infrastructure looks like crap. So what are they spending all that money on? Not math, or economic classes that's for sure. Aren't we raised to believe that you can only buy what you can afford? If you MUST take a loan, at least make sure you have a way to pay it back. These people should talk to Ephman's wife. Get a lesson on paying the bills. OK, if Ephman didn't pay his credit card off or if he didn't pay off his mortgage (lucky dude), and kept buying awesome things like the Google Android Phone everyday, he'd be one broke ass person. So why is it ok if your government is broker then you?

3. Begin With Government Transparency
Nobody likes a liar. There's no question that the United States Government are filled with liars. Hey, Ephman was no fan of Saddam Hussein. No fan at all. But come on it's a fact that they lied to get this totally awesome awe inspiring country rallying war cry going against Iraq. Can you say “DUH!”. Guess that idea didn't work out well. First off the U.S. Government just got them crazies even crazier. And second when America will really need the Canadians, the French, etc... they're going to be like “liar liar pants on fire”. Oh by the way what ever happened to Obama's “Transparent Government” thing? Nothing that's what. People wake up he's just as bad as all the other crooks in government.

4. Ban The Professional Politician
Politicians could not care less about the people they govern. Actually Ephman takes that back. They do take care about you... they care about you as a vote. But a vote isn't a person. Trust me if politicians really cared about people, and NOT their back pocket don't you think health care in the United States would affordable? Basically all politicians need to be fired around the world. GONE!!! And replace them with an unemployed auto worker from Detroit, a factory worker from China, a laid off institutional broker from London, and artist from Paris... Whatever but NO MORE professional politicians.

5. Kill The Party System
There should be a no party, party system. In the United States you have 2. The retarded Democrats, or the mean Republicans. If you're going to be a professional politician, like all politicians are, you need to chose one or the either. If not your career is shot. Actually it'll never get off the ground. For a country that is all about “look how democratic we are”, to only have 2 parties to pick from is crazy. And then you have India. The world's largest democracy India has something close to 700 parties. WOW talk about a party! BUT with that many how do you choose? Really at the end of the day what's the big difference? It's ridiculous. Ephman's not saying to ban democracy. He loves it. BUT ban the political party system. Vote for who you believe is best... not the party that's the best

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