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So for the people that know Ephman well, know that he's no gambler. It's not by choice but rather by luck. The stories are numerous, from getting stranded flat broke in Atlantic City (while he was living in Canada), to losing all his Europe trip money in the casinos of southern France. Ephman's seen it all on the losing side. He's not even going to mention the three times he's been to Vegas, played at a charity casino, or a small casino in Northern Ontarion.
But today he felt lucky, today Ephman felt like he could win. So with $20 he lost but then found, he used it all up on lottery tickets. See a few weeks ago on July 7th, 2009 a person won $133 million. The ticket was bought in Queens. Well good for the winner, that bastard.
Which led the question to Ephman of if he won what woud he do? Probably just keep his job. The last thing he'd want to end up like Jack Whittaker, winner of $314million. Who LOST IT ALL!!!! Just google the name and find out what the heck happened to this broke ass bloke.
The trick to winning the lottery is very easy. Don't play. If you don't play you can't lose, but then you also can't win. Ephman knows the logic is flawed. But if you take $20, and very rarely play, there's a chance you'll win something. And that's the crappy strategy he's got. Wish him luck and watchout for the update. The drawing is on Tuesday, July 21 2009. 21 is a luck number right?