Let's talk awful products there. These are things that are so bad, they suck ass. To make this list of terrible inventions it has to be retarded. One thing that these things all have in common are the commercials. They are just as bad. Ephman is a one person consumer protection agency at your service.
What's worse are the people that buy these things. Ephman's sure that they are very nice people. A little gullible, but surely nice. They might not be the smartest of folks out there... but they must be nice people. Who knows. All Ephman knows is that anybody that buys any of these things below have to be one of the "suckers" that P.T. Barnum spoke about.
Comfort Wipe Is Totally Disgusting
WTF? Seriously, sticking toilet paper on a stick to wipe your bum after you make a poo poo? There's something phallic about taking that stick and putting up your bum. Not that there's nothing wrong with it. And the funny part is that they use this attractive women to pitch the product! Like she uses a stick to clean her bum... So after you've used the stick where do you put it? On the handy stand? The best part is you can share it with your friends when they come to visit!!!
Pooptrap Made For The Lazy
Lazy lazy people. And poor puppy. What dog wants to walk around with this contraption stuck on their bum? Would you want to? You're kind of like better off just putting a diaper on your dog. And the company that makes this product are racist. Yep you heard Ephman said they're racists. What about cats? But whatever you still need to take the bag off that mechanism attached to your dog.... You can't just poop and scoop like normal people?
Microsoft Windows Will Always Suck
Arguably one of, if not the worst tech product ever made. If you are reading this, using Micro$oft Winbloze, Ephman feels sorry for you. See it's not that he has anything against closed source operating systems... Mac O/S is totally fine. It's just that he has a problem with products that are always buggy, always crashing, very prone to security violations, and needing updating every week. Linux (which is his O/S of choice) just seems to work. And everything from graphics software, to an full office suite is included. Free!
Orabrush, Why Waste Your Money?
OK so Ephman was inspired to select this product as one of the official because he just his bi-annual dentist appointment (he has no cavities). And in the process he came across this thing. You scrap your tongue and it magically will make your breath smell nice. Whatever happened to just brushing your tongue? If you look at this thing IT IS A BRUSH!!!! Not really that much different then your old skool conventional toothbrush. Less the toothpaste. Retarded... brush your tongue and save your money.
Tom Vu Real Estate Seminar Is A Totaly Scam
This is the grand daddy of an idiot products. Words just can't describe how dumb Tom Vu is. He went to jail because of this... and words just can't describe how dumb the legions of people that bought this were. Come on you're going to buy a "how to get rich" real estate program from somebody who says "You too can have a mind like me." People did... both idiots. Enough words on this thing, just watch the commercial...