Ephman is a fan of the Chipotle "gourmet" burrito.  Ok it's not because it is the only fast food chain that server BEER, but probably because it's the MESSIEST food EVER created.  There are a lot of other burrito places that make relatively clean eatin' burritos... Chipotle is NOT one of them.  The trick is when you order your Fajita Burrito, is to get a bowl with it.  If not, the whole thing will be all over your table, desk, or floor.  The craziest thing about their burritos is what is commonly known as the "Sleep Factor".  This affliction effects 100% of the people polled... Ephman & Matt.  Usually this "Sleep Factor", occurs between 5 and 10 minutes after ingesting one of the behomouth entities.  It's like Ephman is working at his stock markety internet job, and WHAMO, he's transported back to kindergarten, and it's naptime.  Also what is it with the sweaty head from eatin' it?  There was this expirement.  When a spicy Fajita Burrito is eaten, sweaty top of the head, not spicy no sweat.  Could this be the sign of some underlying medical condition?  Could the Fajita Burrito be used a test for an illness as well as being natrually nutritious?  So there was some research done... the googley type.  It goes that the thing that makes up the spicey part called "capsaicin" basically tricks the body into thinking that it is warmer then it is, hence making the sweat.  Dissapointing, because if the Fajita Burrito with spicy sauce was a good test for some disease, Ephman would load up on their stock. 

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