If there's something Ephman told me that he's thankful for today it's that Tiger Woods gave him something to blog about.  See Ephman's been in a bit of a funk lately and maybe his posts have been a bit of stretch.  But this one will surely put a smile on your face, maybe not Tiger's, and totally not his wife's Elin Nordegren (a nordic ex-model).  Who by the way cheats on a Nordic ex-model with a girl named Jamie Grubb?  Her name is Grubb shouldn't that be a clue.  Tiger Woods does!!!  He is a Masters Champion right?  Anyhow here are Tiger Wood's top golf videos of all time.  Oh yeah Ephman's asking to please help socialize this around... Digg, Facebook, Stumbleupon...  anything would be great.  And if you find any other good videos that should be added to the list tack them on in a comment below

1. The Chinese Government's Version

 It doesn't look as if the Chinese Government is on the side of Tiger in this whole thing.  For somebody to actually spend all that time to create a CGI of the "actual" events of the evening is brilliant and Ephman applaudes.  So does the crowd now every time Tiger hits his golf balls all over.  Thank you China.  Word just came in the people who made this video has been hired by EA Sports Tiger Woods Golf video game.

2. Tiger Woods Farts His Ass Off

Ephman told me a story once that he has a friend that has claimed to have never farted.  The case is not so true for Tiger Woods.  While strolling along the golf course doing his thing (the was before he pulled out his thingie), he let one totally RRRIIIIPPP.  We all do, and there's nothing to be ashamed of or embarassed.  But when you were once the most perfect person in the world, it puts a little dent in your armour.  Congrats Tiger you can fart!!!
 

3. Wanda Sykes on Tiger Woods

So there's been a ton of news about what might have happened between Tiger and Elin that fateful night.  Out of all the theories Wanda was spot on.  If you have no idea who Wanda is... watch.  If you're looking for a talkshow host that is kind of like the anti-Oprah, she is it.  You don't need a subpoena if you a Wanda around. 

4. Leave Tiger Alone

Chris Crocker made this whole genre of post celebrity scandal videos popular.  But really people should leave Tiger alone.  Ephman doesn't see you Masters Champion.  You're not a golf bobble head making millions of dollars a year.  Please JUST LEAVE TIGER ALONE.  What great about this video is that not only is there a blooper reel, but wow she really throws down the gauntlet to the original master of the crying game Chris Crocker.
 

5. 16^th Hole TPC Scottsdale 1997 Phoenix Open

Ephman figures there should be a least a FEW real Tiger golf videos.  And this is one of them.  He's made some amazing out of this world shots.  But anytime there's a hole in one, it's a special time.  It's more and more sounding like he's shooting hole in ones more and more these days.

6.  Tiger Wood's ESPY Awards Acceptance Speech

In 1998 Tiger Woods was the greatest athelete in the world.  Maybe the argument could be made that it was Michael Schumacher but Ephman's not going to debate ya here.  Skype him... These awards are ESPN's way of saying "you are bestest in the world".  And Tiger is 100% up there.   The best part is when Tiger starts to list off all his sponsors.  Good Stuff Tiger, you're a winner!

7. Look How Cute!!!  It's Cub Woods.

See even at the age of 2 Tiger's life was groomed to play golf.  It was like he was trained like a puppy.  Go Tiger, hit the ball.  There's got to be something wrong with parading your 2 year old all around smacking balls.  The only thing wrong with this video from the Michael Douglas Show is that Tiger was facing the wrong way.  So cute. 

8. Some Great Smack

All of these shots have made the highlite reels at one time or another.  You just have to love it right?  Even if you're not a golfer you really need to sit back and watch this guys superman magic.  Just going to let these shots speak for themselves. 

9. Tiger = Jesus

hhhhmmm.... isn't there something in the bible somewhere that you can't cheat on your wife?  But even though there seems to be a lot of women coming out saying they slept with Tiger... he can still walk on water.  It's true, Tiger Woods is Jesus.  

10. And Now Why We're Here...

We would not be here if there was not a wife.  If there was not a wife that Tiger probably because it's not proven yet he's only admitted to transgressions not cheating transgressions people.  So this video is dedicated to Elin Nordegren.  You go girl!!! 

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