There are all these technology blogs out there. And for the most part they do a good job about writing about technology. Ephman will take up the challenge and give to you his top favorite world class best technology inventions of all time so far. So here's the best technology told to me from Ephman (because he knows tech).

Television

Amazing. What would live be like without TV? It would be so boring. What would happen when you get to work in the morning. "Grok, did you do watch anything good on TV last night?" said Thorgar "What is TV?" Grok said in a rage of confusion. We'd all be having like these caveman (sorry cavepeople) names because we would still be in the caveman times where everything was in black and white. See television did a lot for society, gave us color. Amazing right?

Telephone

The ultimate in Blah Blah Blah technology. Why Alex didn't call it the Blahnonator Ephman has no idea. This invention has saved more sore throats then all the Halls with that Mental-Liptos crap in the world. That whole string with two cans stuff just wasn't working out. People started to resorting to yelling again. "Hey Frankie, I got a secret about Mary." said Freddie yelled. "Ya ok what about Mary, I promise not to tell anybody." Frankie screamed. "Mary's pregnant with Jimmy's baby, but Johnny doesn't know." Freddie screamed, and coughed up blood in the process. "I'm going to kill that Jimmy guy" Johnny yelled. Jimmy ran away. But everybody on the block knew the secret. With the telephone invention, lives were saved. Amazing right?

Synthesized Speech

It it wasn't for robot talking voices stuff, Stephen Hawkins would be an idiot and we'd never have known black holes or something like that stuff exist. Really no normal person can actually read anything that bloke writes, right? Because if it's not written at a grade 3 like level, it doesn't count. And like the movie War Games... do you really think that Matthew Brodrick would be sleeping with Sarah Jessica Parker? You can thank synthesized speech technology. Amazing Right?

Online Dating

Disclaimer: Ephman has never used any form of online dating. His personality gets him the chicks. But he did checkout Craigslist's Erotic Personal thing before the Craigslist killer buggered it up for everybody. Online dating sites are the original in social media. Online dating sites take the ugliest people and makes them into beauty stars. Ephman's buddy Vali8tor was the king of Jdate. He's not the best looking dude (neither is Ephman), not the smartest (neither is Ephman), not the coolest (neither is Ephman). But man his Jdate profile name Vali8tor, got him the babes... So worth the subscription. And yes software is a technology. Vali8tor got a girlfriend out of it. Amazing right?

Video Games

This has got to be Ephman's favorite bestest technology invention of all time. So much better then the wheel. Seriously. This is like the best thing we got for virtual reality. And if you know Ephman like I know Ephman you'd know that VR has been something he's been on to for years. Anyhow, not the point. What other technology do you know of that let's you be anything from a plumber named Mario, to the "kid from vault 101". None. Here's a tech that is so good people are addicted to it. And with Kinect out from Xbox just brought this thing to the next level. Amazing right?

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