You Know You're A Geek If Any Of These Websites Turn You On.

So as most of you that follow this blog knows, Ephman is famous for his great Top 10 lists.  This time however, there are just way too many geeky websites.  Hey, the internet was made for nerdy geeky people for nerdy geeky people.  And Ephman's damn proud to be one of them.  Anyways here's a list guaranteed to make the nerdiest geek in us want to click to see what's inside.

tie different style shoe laces

15 new ways to tie your shoelaces
Nerds love to look cool.  And this website helps us all with great ways we can call tie our laces to make really cool looks.  Everybody loves a great puma all laced up.  Ephman has a great pair of custom NIKEiD that he does up all the time.  Stops the girls.  Try the hidden knot... that'll keep your friends guessing and guessing.

great nerdy science geeky t-shirts

101 T-Shirts for Scientists, Science Geeks and Nerds!
We all need clothes right?  And some of the t's can only be understood by geeks.  Such as the famous "resistance is futile (if <1 Ohm).  Oh it works on so many different levels doesn't it?  If you're a fan of Jenga (and who isn't), well there's a shirt in there for you too.  If you do understand more then 10% of these shirts you are a geek :)

 

Mouse Pad Couch in my Office
Most people love the cool furniture designs of David Savage, Florence Knoll, Charles and Ray Eames.  But not Ephman.  He loves this great sofa made out of mouse pads.  Now he hopes they're not all used up and dirty mouse pads.  Just wondering how many were used.  Anyways Ephman bets this is one comfy sofa to nap on.

 

Nine awesome computer ads from the 70s and 80s
We all know that two bytes are better then one.  But come on here.  There was no way that in the early 80's a dude with a computer was getting that kind of action.  We only dreamed.  Hence the birth of computer porn.  But the best part is that Ephman remembers all this computer stuff.  Infact he owned a computer in this list.
 

 

ubuntu three screen monitor setup wicked Build a Tri-Monitor, Cable Free, Tv Streaming, Linux Beast
Sweet ride.  Ephman's not run Micro$oft for close to 10 years.  And same with most nerds.  But this setup seems to be the king of setups.  This person has everything hooked up to it, from his X-Box to a 16 portGigabit managed switch.  This thing can do everything.  The coolest part is that it has a 4800x1200 resolution set of screens.  It must run HOT
 

 

apollo mission software conversation Apollo Mission Software
Ephman's calculator in grade 10 had more of a computer then was in that tin can they called Apollo.  Ok fine it wasn't a tin can.  Here's a great conversation with one of the original Apollo MIssion software engineers.  Hey who doesn't want their own rocketship?  This is a good place to start if you're into building one.  Oh if you need a pilot call Ephman
 

 

freeway jam stop why crash Why Do Freeways Come To A Stop?
The geeky nerd is a curious folk.  Hence the main reason they are so smart.  Always trying to figure something out.  But now the enigma of why freeways slow up and jam for no reason has been answered.  Usually it looks like it's a slow sunday driver.  But the study of freeway traffic can be in a way linked to the study of fluid dynamics.  It's true.
 

 

xwing fighter car star wars fast The Only X-Wing Fighter Car On Earth
Theory goes that Luke Skywalker is a galactic nerd.  Come on don't you remember "I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."  But would it not be the coolest thing to show up to work everyday in your very own X-Wing Fighter with and R2-D2 in the back?  Just think about how many speeding tickets you'll get out of?  Tons.  Plus the girls :)


 

farm dynamite blow it up lazy Farming With Dynamite
Some might argue that Alfred Noble was the first to give major recognition to the Nerdiusgeekie of the human species.  Oh and he was one lazy fellow.  Nothing better then giving a farmer dynamite and then say it can be used to "increase your acreage".  How?  By blowing up your neighbor farmer and taking their land?


 

space invaders crop circle england Lucy Pringle's Crop Circle Photography
Every geek knows that aliens exist.  Just mathematically they must, considering how large the universe is.  Here's the proof.  The circles started showing up all over England.  Nobody knows how they just appear. But leave it up to a smart person to figure out how they show up.  There are a ton of different designs.  Strange they know about this game.

 

navel fluff collection gross yuck save in jars The Incredible World of Navel Fluff
In the world of the geek, or nerd, having a Guinness World Record under your belt is huge.  And if you get one because of your collection, now that's like icing on a cake.  Clap Clap Clap Graham Barker.  You are one cool nerd for amassing the world's larget navel fluff collection ever seen in the history of people.  And the way it's color co-ordinated.  Cool.
 

 

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