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02.10.11
The Most Honest And Best Romantic Wedding Songs

Here are the best most romantic songs to use on your wedding day.  This list was carefully compiled and studied, and tested.  These songs are truly the most honest.  Really think about it for a second.  A report from the Enrichment Journal said 41% of all first marriages in America, end up in divorce.

01.26.11
The Best Bad Ass Cars That You Need To Drive
It's auto show touring season again. One thing that is sadly missing these days from the autoworld, are bad ass cars. Yep. Most people think that a bad ass car must be a muscle car... that is not the case. In the world of happy smilie gas sipping cars, the bad ass car is left behind. But there is a place for these cars, mostly in your hearts.

 

01.11.11
Some Startups That Might Actually Make It
Everybody loves a good startup. Partly because of the stories of how they got started, or partly because they're just cool stuff. But the main reason Ephman thinks people love startups is that they want to believe they discovered them. Here's a few that might actually make it...

 

01.05.11
The World's Best Favorite Modern Tech So Far

Ephmans' been around a TON of tech in life.  Some would even say Ephman made them think about technology in ways they've never thought about it before.  And that's the reason he doesn't blog about tech that much.  "Leave it to them there tech bloggers." Ephman's been known to say

12.18.10
The Most Worst Products Awful Terrible Inventions In The World

What's worse here?  The suckers that buy these things, or the people that make them?  Maybe that question of "what's worse", can be something a buddhist can meditate on.  Kind of like the chicken before the egg thing.  But really the people the buy these things?  They must, because come on just like P.T Barnum used to say "sucker born every minute".  Ephman ain't no sucka!  And he's here to protect ya!

12.08.10
The 5 Lost Commandments Have Been Found!

See Moses came down from Mount Sinai with 15 commandments.  We all know this to be a true fact.  It was well docuemented in Mel Brook's History of the World Part II.  Moses dropped one of the tablets... and those 5 commandments have been lost to the world.  OK so Ephman has never been a very religious person, whatever... but after many years of research he has discovered those lost commandments.

10.30.10
Why Twitter Sucks But Kind Of Not Sucks

Twitter sucks, and it also doesn't suck. That's not to say Twitter itself sucks. It kind of doesn't.  Just sometimes like Twitter sucks because some times things just do.  Just like the intro to this blog post... it sucks.  But what can you say when you're doing it from the Bahamas right?

10.21.10
Best NYC Street Art Graffiti 2.0 Gallery

Ephman loves art.  But mostly the kind that doesn't find its way into the gallaries, or musems (but they're ok too).  Something about the spontaneity of the street.  The realness, and the grittyness, of NYC.  It's the way that these pieces can be added to.  Improved or destroyed.  And especially the temporariness of it all.  Sort of like life itself.

05.13.10
How To Fix The Government... Any Government

Don't be calling Ephman a "pinko".  But come on folks... wake up!  Your goverment sucks, actually most governments suck.   That OK people.  We have a fix for this.  It can be applied to any government, in any country.  Because let's face it... no goverment is perfect.  But here's a least a start on what you can do to fix it.  And it really needs fixing.

04.22.10
Top 10 Reasons The Google Nexus One With Android Is Great

So it's bye bye Apple iPhone hello Google Nexus One.  Basically if you follow ephman.com you'd know why. But the main reason is Ephman's thinking that for a smartphone Google is smarter then Apple.  Wouldn't you want your own Android?  You would.  Anyways this isn't supposed to be an iPhone bashing.  Ephman's no hater.