The crank call is fastly becoming a lost art. Remember the olden days? "Is your fridge running?". Wow seems like light years ago. Hopefully this quick and hand howto can teach an up and comer can learn a thing or two from a master.
In theory this is a great idea. Create a burger and use a donut for a bun. What did Ephman actually say use a donut for a bun. If that's not going to kill you fast nothing will. Didn't Bon Jovi write some crappy tune about Straight to the Heart? This time Ephman don't think you'll be alright.
Oh the horror started a few months ago... and culminated with a totally trashed system. See Ephman is an extreme. He has a super rocking notebook, runs complicated bleeding edge software, and never takes no for an answer. Well that NO caught up to him. Ouch!
This might actually be one of the greatest collections of geeky websites ever compiled. To let you know this has taken Ephman years and years to put together. There are truly some gems, and truly some duds. More gems though. Live long geeks... the pretty girls love you anyways.
As you know Ephman is a great traveller. He's seen the aurora borealis in Northern Alberta, and Penguins in Patagonia, deserts in the Middle East, and the fjords in Iceland. Now he's off to Peru in November and could use a little help.
Ok so Ephman wants to thank Plaxico Burress for inspiring him for this blog post. There are a lot of great athletes, and there are a lot of dumb athletes, but this is the official list of the greatest dumbest athlets that have ever graced our newspapers.
Can you believe it that Ephman actually gets paid to go to Blog World every year? And what's better is that it's always in Vegas. If you read any of his other posts you'll see what the downside to that is... but this time his luck might change. Not...