Ephman has the prediction skills of the Amazing Kreskin, and the crazy smarts of Grigory Perelman. So this year (it still being 2010) he will predict the craziness that will ensue for 2011. Some of these things might amaze you, they might surprise you, but most definitely they will maybe make you think WTF? These are the consequences to knowing the future...
So it's bye bye Apple iPhone hello Google Nexus One. Basically if you follow ephman.com you'd know why. But the main reason is Ephman's thinking that for a smartphone Google is smarter then Apple. Wouldn't you want your own Android? You would. Anyways this isn't supposed to be an iPhone bashing. Ephman's no hater.
Can imagine that a BMW car has a Ferrari engine... funny right? And ever see those awesome famous photos, and thought to yourself "where can I buy those clothes?" But really the important thing is if you have any extra arms or legs (not being funny), please donate them to Haiti. Lot's of people could use some prosthetics. Oh if you didn't heard Apple released a bigger, heavier, awful iPhone, called the iPad.
So today is Google Nexus day. Ephman know you've been waiting for it. So has he. Also looks like finally there's an online Suicide Machine, and it'll kill all your Facebook friends and more... But the real deal, the real deal kids is that NYC is back in the heroin business. They're catching flack for "teaching" people how to play the smack game. Have fun kiddies...
Seems a little boring in the RSS world heading into the weekend. The same old thing. But Apple is now suing Nokia, and back and forth and blah blah blah. Whatever Apple Nokia. The lawyers are going to make a ton off that. Also talk about the Top 10 Real Time Intnernet Technologies for 2009. Maybe a surprise or so. But for the most part pretty sssslllloooowwww
Yes can you believe it, the iPhone sucks. Ephman can't stand his. But he's stuck with it until something else comes his way. And when that day comes they'll be so much joy to his world. Apple your iPhone sucks.
