Content about Formula One

01.31.10

Can imagine that a BMW car has a Ferrari engine... funny right?  And ever see those awesome famous photos, and thought to yourself "where can I buy those clothes?"  But really the important thing is if you have any extra arms or legs (not being funny), please donate them to Haiti.  Lot's of people could use some prosthetics.  Oh if you didn't heard Apple released a bigger, heavier, awful iPhone, called the iPad.

01.09.10

Netflix is backing down to Warner Bros.  Get a spine Netflix.  Even Gumby would never have lost that fight.  Anways Campos is maybe up for sale?  Want to go in with Ephman to buy them?  Oh yeah, don't move to Toronto if you play too many video games, or if you're gay.  Not a SaNe place for you.

12.23.09

Just when you thought online advertising has evolved enough... it grows up a little more.  So Hulu's getting into the music video business, so what.  But do we really need an iPhone app that tells you which apps you need?  And you will NEVER find Ephman moving into that Bushwick Brooklyn trailer park warehouse. 

12.16.09

Lou Reed... there's an app for that.  Actually he helped develop a strange and useless app.  Philip K. Dick's sister is sort of pissed off at Google for the Nexus.  Twitter has released the top tweets of the year.  No surprises on that list, can we say Michael Jackson?  Do you really think now that Michael Schumacher is coming back to Formula One?

10.20.09

This past Formula One season was full of drama.  You had your liars (World Champion Lewis Hamilton), your cheaters (Flavio Briatore & Renault), your dissenters (FOTA), and your Nazi S&M freaks (Max Mosely)...  But what you had the most of was the Cinderella story of the humble BrawnGP team.

08.30.09

You had so much potential at the beginning of the season.  Your rear diffuser helped so much.  But then everbody caught up?  Why Brawn have you gone backwards?  Ephman even bought a hat!

07.29.09

BMWSauber you have been such a let down as a team this year... and now you go ahead and quit.  What a bunch of wankers.  Mario Theissen you dropped the ball bigtime!   But BMWSauber's loss is BrawnGP's gain.

06.16.09

Max Mosely is destroying the very fabric of Formula One.  There Ephman has said it.  Max started this war with the FOTA, and if it is not finished soon next season will suck!!!  Resign Max your time has come... and now gone.

06.03.09

We're off racing in Istanbul Turkey.  This is one of Ephman's favorite races of the season.  This track was built for Formula One, and basically is only used once a year for this race.