OK people... public service announcement time.  Don't text and walk at the same time.  It could end up really bad for you.  Here in NYC so many people do it.  Once saw a girl almost get taken out by a bus.  It's not funny.  Alright, fine it's funny.

Ephman read some place once before a while ago that 16,000 deaths so far have been attributed to driving and texting between 2001 and 2007.  There is a reason that governments are enacting laws agains it.  He's no fan of government, but Ephman is glad for this.  Have you driven around NYC lately?  Even the cops are doing it like Officer Boner from the 6th Precinct.

Check out this lady.  You'd think texting in the mall would be safe right?  Just minding your own biz, doing your thang, texting your buds... HA HA HA!!!!